tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post6286527581280779593..comments2023-09-10T22:07:16.734+12:00Comments on IDLE VICE: Bio-OilMrs Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13864664806865081684noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-49321654045945482772008-03-15T10:18:00.000+13:002008-03-15T10:18:00.000+13:00Youz guyz are fantasticly entertaining... gotta lo...Youz guyz are fantasticly entertaining... gotta love google<BR/>cheeriotigereyezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08648279508231926195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-81462328406169587632007-11-05T15:34:00.000+13:002007-11-05T15:34:00.000+13:00Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia. The one that, in t...Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia. The one that, in the weeks after 9/11, was told by Rudy Giuliani to shove his charity check up his ass for making disparaging comments about Israel and the Jews.Deadmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08449318388713585299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-29817571251908027912007-11-05T13:58:00.000+13:002007-11-05T13:58:00.000+13:00I don't get it.Isn't Prince Bandar the little guy ...I don't get it.<BR/><BR/>Isn't Prince Bandar the little guy from the Phantom Comics?llewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561709142491895984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-41129637772549713192007-11-03T01:52:00.000+13:002007-11-03T01:52:00.000+13:00What do you get when you cross Prince Bandar with ...What do you get when you cross Prince Bandar with Vicente Fox?<BR/><BR/>Oil of Ole, of course!Deadmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08449318388713585299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-73920658502061271592007-11-01T00:34:00.000+13:002007-11-01T00:34:00.000+13:00It was Oil of Ulan (it always had "Olay" in bracke...It was Oil of Ulan (it always had "Olay" in brackets on the bottle, which confused me when I was little cos I thought it was like 'ole!"), then it became Oil of Olay, then they dropped the "Oil of" (cos who wants to smear oil on their face?) and now it's stuff like "Olay Regenerist" and "Olay Total Effects". (which is an awesome moisturiser, but is appallingly overpackaged). Ole!Robynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16278675946018423652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-16987801886391875862007-10-31T13:48:00.000+13:002007-10-31T13:48:00.000+13:00Bless Mrs Llew - I do think sunscreen vital (sorry...Bless Mrs Llew - I do think sunscreen vital (sorry) - I wear a sunscreen/moisturiser everyday (even in winter). But I do (so far) think Bio-Oil a great thing to use as well, but I'll keep you updated!Mrs Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13864664806865081684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-90806324412452964162007-10-31T13:28:00.000+13:002007-10-31T13:28:00.000+13:00Also, let me know how this stuff works out - coinc...Also, let me know how this stuff works out - coincidentally Mrs Llew's been moaning how weatherbeaten I have become recently, and so a bunch of very small tubes of various things to balm & screen my face appeared last night. Can't remember what they're called, or who made them, but the nett effect today is that fumes from the sunscreen have been making my eyes water all day & the red eye effect looks great over the dark rings...llewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561709142491895984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-60709632693554505032007-10-31T11:26:00.000+13:002007-10-31T11:26:00.000+13:00Olay olay, olay olay... so they're not some little...Olay olay, olay olay... so they're not some little furry animal?<BR/><BR/>Cheers for that unpc.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and when did rubber sheets go out of fashion? Problem solved.llewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561709142491895984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-91805113155278243862007-10-31T08:37:00.000+13:002007-10-31T08:37:00.000+13:00Ilew....Ulay became Olay in the re branding to kee...Ilew....Ulay became Olay in the re branding to keep the name the same as the Northern hemisphere brand.....useless piece of information #176unPC lesbianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03965837109136213527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-82781795285440284622007-10-31T03:36:00.000+13:002007-10-31T03:36:00.000+13:00LOOAMA uses that shit. He swears by it but he's c...LOOAMA uses that shit. He swears by it but he's correlating using it to my keenness to have sexual relations with him.<BR/><BR/>I don't think it reduces wrinkles or really does anything but if it makes him feel better about himself and the age gap then I am all in favour of it.<BR/><BR/>As for staining sheets, one can assume your marital relations are a little stunted Mrs S if you worry about that sort of thing. After all, you are not paying for either the drycleaning or the sheets.Cactus Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10136331420768264938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-64870904768099992152007-10-31T03:08:00.000+13:002007-10-31T03:08:00.000+13:00"Dirty men, all of you."Great minds travel in the ..."Dirty men, all of you."<BR/><BR/>Great minds travel in the same gutters...Deadmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08449318388713585299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-14325028855726244962007-10-30T22:45:00.000+13:002007-10-30T22:45:00.000+13:00I wonder if there's a market for duck oil...I wonder if there's a market for duck oil...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-69281936139864707842007-10-30T19:36:00.000+13:002007-10-30T19:36:00.000+13:00It doesn't prevent or remove stretch marks, but i ...It doesn't prevent or remove stretch marks, but i did enjoy rubbing it on!Oswald Bastablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828229103486326473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-333917342963475012007-10-30T16:35:00.000+13:002007-10-30T16:35:00.000+13:00Dirty men, all of you. Shan't need the animated gi...Dirty men, all of you. Shan't need the animated gifs, Llew. I know of at least <I>one</I> other position. <BR/><BR/>Thanks Amanda - glad to know that it works for you. It really did seem to be doing good things, but didn't quite believe it. I mean... $20? I'll buy the biggest vat of it next time, in case they ban that too.Mrs Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13864664806865081684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-18557083780429349472007-10-30T16:21:00.000+13:002007-10-30T16:21:00.000+13:00Bio-Oil = magic.You're failing to see the bigger p...Bio-Oil = magic.<BR/><BR/>You're failing to see the bigger picture her Smith. If you don't use Bio-Oil to (keep) look(ing) young, he's not going to want you in any 'night-time' position in bed.<BR/><BR/>Plus no doubt it could be used to 'enhance' the aforementioned positions. Has the added benefit that it will smoothen out any wrinkles/stretch marks down there too, no doubt.<BR/><BR/>;-)Seamonkey Madnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13694274891966130524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-25130380880648038922007-10-30T16:18:00.000+13:002007-10-30T16:18:00.000+13:00I'm using Bio-oil to even out the skin tone on my ...I'm using Bio-oil to even out the skin tone on my face prior to the wedding and i really think it works..i used to have a red sun spot on my forehead...it's totally gone.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09467052658245939540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-51503436065823119822007-10-30T15:36:00.000+13:002007-10-30T15:36:00.000+13:00I've got some elixir that will help a woman's skin...I've got some elixir that will help a woman's skin retain its elasticity, doesn't require her to lie prone on her back but unfortunately it does stain the sheets, at least temporarily...<BR/><BR/>Oh christ, I'm outta here!Deadmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08449318388713585299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-33531096759148877622007-10-30T15:25:00.000+13:002007-10-30T15:25:00.000+13:00"so the night-time position must be one of lying v...<I>"so the night-time position must be one of lying very prone and still on one’s back"</I><BR/><BR/>Oh yeah, about this one - look, I'll send you some diagrams with some better ideas.<BR/><BR/>Unless someone has some animated gifs?llewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561709142491895984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37107280.post-60787062914176372742007-10-30T15:22:00.000+13:002007-10-30T15:22:00.000+13:00What ever happened to Oil of Ulay? Did they hunt a...What ever happened to Oil of Ulay? Did they hunt all the ulays to extinction or something?<BR/><BR/>Remember the ads? In one, two explorer guys were looking for some chick, they spy this hottie & one says "Hot sata!"<BR/><BR/>And she was hot sata indeed. But on closer examination he says "Perhaps that's her!" And the other guy says "Too young". But it IS her & Oil of Ulay has magically replaced her with a 20 year old.<BR/><BR/>the other one riffed on Top Gun & had a hottie from Mad Max 2 & a couple of fighter pilots who speak a bit clearer & say "Perhaps that's her" instead of Hot sata.<BR/><BR/>But anyway, yeah, what happened to Oil of Ulay?llewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561709142491895984noreply@blogger.com