I Spy With My Little Eye

The husband of which well-known television presenter is known as The Over-Ripe Fruit? Actually, that doesn’t narrow it down much. It could apply to a few of them.

Like soft, bloated fruit marred with rot, his ‘best by’ date has passed; although he is the only one who hasn’t noticed. It is obvious he was attractive in his youth, as he carries with him that casual expectation that women want him, despite how undeserved that expectation is now. If only he would realise this, and stop his unrelenting flirting. One is afraid of what one might catch.