Thursday, September 13, 2007


I shall now open the floor to questions. I may be able to provide sage advice on all sorts of life's pressing problems. Go on - email me (link on the left).

If I am so inclined, I will post my answers tomorrow. Or perhaps next week - I'm very busy and important, you know.

Anonymity is assured, if so desired.

Disclaimer: It seems a good idea right now, but the truth is, I am quite unreliable. Answers cannot be guaranteed. I may have gone off the idea by tomorrow.


Mark said...

I sent my question.


Seamonkey Madness said...

You didn't answer the question two posts below:
I heard you like a cock sandwich?


Mark said...

"I heard you like a cock sandwich"

I'd text back: "What does a cock sandwich sound like?"

Mrs Smith said...

Goodness. I have received quite an array of intriguing questions! Unfortunately, I am now far too pissed to answer them.* Will do Monday morning, however. Feel free to send more, everyone. Variety spice of life, et cetera.

*Dear American readers; 'pissed' to us does not mean angry.

Mark said...

"*Dear American readers; 'pissed' to us does not mean angry."

I knew that. I have lots of Anzac friends.

Have fun getting pissed!