Questions
I shall now open the floor to questions. I may be able to provide sage advice on all sorts of life's pressing problems. Go on - email me (link on the left).
If I am so inclined, I will post my answers tomorrow. Or perhaps next week - I'm very busy and important, you know.
Anonymity is assured, if so desired.
Disclaimer: It seems a good idea right now, but the truth is, I am quite unreliable. Answers cannot be guaranteed. I may have gone off the idea by tomorrow.
5 comments:
I sent my question.
;o)>
You didn't answer the question two posts below:
I heard you like a cock sandwich?
Well....?
"I heard you like a cock sandwich"
I'd text back: "What does a cock sandwich sound like?"
Goodness. I have received quite an array of intriguing questions! Unfortunately, I am now far too pissed to answer them.* Will do Monday morning, however. Feel free to send more, everyone. Variety spice of life, et cetera.
*Dear American readers; 'pissed' to us does not mean angry.
"*Dear American readers; 'pissed' to us does not mean angry."
I knew that. I have lots of Anzac friends.
Have fun getting pissed!
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