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From my observations – these are things to have or do in the city.
Tiny cakes and sandwiches; The afternoon tea is back! Somehow more leisurely than lunch – at three o'clock the day is practically over anyway. Dust off the bone china. 
Long Island Iced Tea: Have one at Mea Culpa – the emphasis on one. A local bar-fly claimed his record was six – which I thought far from impressive, but after two my head fell off and rolled around the floor, so now think any more than three of these a death-defying stunt.
Rolls Royce; The city is positively teeming with these stately machines. How delicious!
Orange tan; I'm passing on this one. Think I’d rather go the natural way and get melanomas.*
Shoes on the side of the motorway; How and why do so many solitary shoes end up on the side of the road? Do people drive with one foot out the window? Is hurling one’s heels from a moving vehicle a substitute for using indicators? I have no idea.
Is this Roadside Shoe Phenomenon is a New Zealand-wide thing? Has it gone global?
*I've never claimed to be a role-model to anyone.
4 comments:
bring on the orange tan for my pasty white ass!
Alright - but you must throw at least four pairs of shoes onto the motorway as penance.
I don't tan - fake or real - so I attempt to rock the pale and tragic look. With disastrous results.
The "Alabaster" look can be done with great aplomb when one applies a little taste and skill..
... Or so I'm told.
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