Eat
Those crazy Asians will eat anything. You can even buy bowls of uncircumsized penises at the local food market.
I am very bored with being a pleasant corporate wife. Being ever-so-nice and polite all the time is bloody tiring. I long to run through the streets screaming obscenities and drinking until I vomit. Not that I do that sort of thing normally (well, not too often), but it seems it would be satisfyingly cathartic. I can't wait to return to Auckland, where being nice is entirely unnecessary.
However, they have given me loads of presents, and I am quite sure I have lost weight, so it is not all bad.
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Yams?
I wrote about that last week.
Not yams. Some sea creature unknown to me. Writhing in the bowl, and continue writhing after they are cut into thin strips and presented on a plate. Normally I would be more than happy to place such a pleasantly-shaped object in my mouth, but not this time...
Sea slugs. Popular in China, Japan and Korea. Taste revolting.
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