I am sure my readers have been entralled by the adventures of my ageless apple. No? Oh well. Here is an update, anyway. Six months on, it has developed a brown spot on its bottom. I don't think it is long for this world.
It's just like that the experiment that some lady in some town that isn't Auckland about keeping a macdonalds burger for 20 years and the contents are still relatively intact.
Have I already mentioned the strange way Big Macs retain heat for months when microwaved for a few minutes?
Anyway, I had a stable full of apples just like this until the weekend - when I discovered rats had found them too. Rat free, they can last for months & months. SO long as nothing, not even another apple touches them.
I am a repressed minority; I stoically face up to discrimination and hostility everyday. It's not easy being a born-and-(well)bred Aucklander with loads of money.
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Does it worry you that it's starting to resemble an egg from the Alien movies?
And was it always that sickly apple green colour?
Its deteriorated in the last few days. I touched it, and it's quite squishy and disgusting. Its beginning to scare me.
It's just like that the experiment that some lady in some town that isn't Auckland about keeping a macdonalds burger for 20 years and the contents are still relatively intact.
Have I already mentioned the strange way Big Macs retain heat for months when microwaved for a few minutes?
Anyway, I had a stable full of apples just like this until the weekend - when I discovered rats had found them too. Rat free, they can last for months & months. SO long as nothing, not even another apple touches them.
What's left are in a fridge now.
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