Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Gossip?

Are Gilda and Michael Boulgaris now frenemies? They seem to have removed each other from their respective Facebook pages, but, who knows. People come into your life for a reason, a season... or $35K pocket-money a month, whichever comes first.

Thought; Why is she now dubbed "Gilda K" in Le Media? Is a record deal in the making? Are her image-consultants re-branding her as a low-fat breakfast cereal? A tampon? You tell me.



On the same lines, one can't believe Metro thought Glucina's Sunday gossip round-up of Justin Timberlake’s Auckland presence was a winner – perhaps the Metro writers got a different edition of the newspaper than mine. My paper only had an entirely unthrilling account of how Mr Timberlake went through a McDonald's drive-through, and then someone spilt orange juice in the car. The obituaries were more titillating.

Glucina tried to get the McDonald’s security footage – bugger! To no avail. How my heart yearns to see Mr Timberlake's driver getting his change.

Glucina's sneaky snapper Norrie has a much more entertaining account of the "Where’s Timberlake?" mystery. To put it baldly – Norrie should be doing the writing as well as the snapping, and leave Glucina to hang around McDonald's drive-throughs, as she so clearly likes to do.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not who is, but what is Gilda K

Mrs Smith said...

Well spotted, Anony - but I was conflicted as to whether it is a person or a product.

Seamonkey Madness said...

"...and leave Glucina to hang around McDonald's drive-throughs, as she so clearly likes to do."

Oh how we laughed at that one. :D

Anonymous said...

i love the option of Tampon though and with the amount of plastic in her she really is a walking product

Drewcifer said...

I have to wonder what the product label would say? "Do not operate in close proximity to a naked flame" because we all know silicon isn't flame retardant. Whats more, would it state an ambient temperature above 0 Kelvin...

Enquiring minds wish to know...